Your head hurts, your stomach is sour, and you feel like a jerk for having had too much to drink last night. You may have said something really stupid to that girl/guy from wherever. You may have danced on the table wearing a Nixon mask. You probably shouldn't have kissed that person the way you did. You woke up in the doghouse. No, literally — you woke up in your neighbor's doghouse. Might as well just own it. You did stupid things, you feel like crap, life isn't fair. Wah-wah! Well, look at that — hangover's disappearing already.