At this point in his career, William Shatner can say just about anything and get laughs. (In the past, he's recited poetry made entirely out of public statements by Sarah Palin.) On Wednesday night's Lopez Tonight, the $#*! My Dad Says star performed a spoken-word rendition of Cee Lo Green's hit song "F--- You." The stilted, off-tempo rendition turned the angry break-up song into comedic gold, as only Shatner can.