Let's face it, Dolly ain't Dolly without her two most famous assets. Sure, we can't forget the platinum-blond hair and twangy brogue — oh, and her music, yes, the music — but her breasts, measuring a reported 40DD, have gotten far more attention. And why not take care of them? They were insured for $600,000 — that's $300,000 each — and Dolly has taken pains to remind her fans that they're all real.