Top 10 Freakishly Specific Lists from The Onion A.V. Club

Everyone loves a good list. The writers of the arts and entertainment arm of the satirical newspaper The Onion more than most. In their new book Inventory (Scribner), they've put together a compendium of their most hilarious, obscure and frighteningly precise lists. Here's a sampling of our favorites.

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I'm Against (Or For) It

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10 Things The Ramones Wanna or Don't Wanna Do

1. Walk around with you ("I Don't Wanna Walk Around With You")
2. Go down to the basement ("I Don't Wanna Go Down to the Basement")
3. Be your boyfriend ("I Wanna Be Your Boyfriend")
4. Be a good boy ("Now I Wanna Be a Good Boy")
5. Be sedated ("I Wanna Be Sedated")
6. Be well ("I Wanna Be Well")
7. Sniff some glue ("Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue")
8. Grow up ("I Don't Wanna Grow Up")
9. Have something to do ("I Just Want to Have Something to Do")
10. Live ("I Wanna Live")

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