Castrol Edge. It will make you ... want to ... make out with ... a monkey? NBC rejected a risque ad from PETA, but it's good to know that this is cool. I did laugh — I'm just not asking what that oil is for.
Grade: B
The Best and Worst Super Bowl Commercials 2009
Which commercials scored touchdowns and which fumbled? TIME TV critic James Poniewozik grades the players