If you use H&R Block's Second Look, they can find you money that your accountant missed. Then they will send Death (reportedly played by not-dead Abe Vigoda) to kill him. And this is why I write off scythe-sharpening as a business expense.
Grade: B
The Best and Worst Super Bowl Commercials 2009
Which commercials scored touchdowns and which fumbled? TIME TV critic James Poniewozik grades the players