So America, did you put those things on your face? Advertising a 3-D movie, to an audience used to watching the big game wearing nothing more than beer goggles, is tricky. Probably only a fraction of viewers had the distributed cardboard glasses, and the movie itself will use different technology, so we didn't get a true sample. But if the goal was to declare, "This movie is in 3-D," well, then, you had me at Bouncy Rubber Paddleball Shoots Toward the Screen.
Grade: C+