She's no Cabbage Patch Sarah Palin — this doll is action-packed and ready to go! In this satire of horrifically cheesy action-toy commercials, Palin's all about saving baby Trig from the "filthy polar bears" holding him hostage and riding to the rescue on hubby Todd's snow machine. Trig, of course, is rescued, which is more than can be said of the polar bears and other cuddly animals who are inevitably snow-machined by the end of the clip. Really, though, this video's about the overgrown, Napoleon Dynamite–like "kids" playing with toys. Completely nonsensical, but you won't be able to stop watching.