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51. Frank Miller, comic book artist
Sin City and 300? Enough said.
52. Jesse Billauer, quadriplegic surfer
He's big on MySpace.
53. Tyler Perry, actor
He makes those movies all by himself, basically.
54. Monique, comedian
More good body image stuff. While not at all fat, the panel loves fat people. Though not enough to date them.
55. Dr. Boogie, hairstylist
Although he only appeared on one panelist's list, he made an impassioned case. "I go out and preach and tell people how not to be depressed. I preach to a lot of people," said Dr. Boogie. He did not mean this as a joke. I checked.
56. George Clooney, actor
The panel felt strongly about Darfur. The panel also felt strongly that the most important player in the Darfur crisis is George Clooney. The panel does not equate feeling strongly about something with reading about that something.
57. Sammie, Jimmy's cat
Sammie, who ate some of that poisoned pet food, is a survivor.
58. Steven Hirsch, CEO Vivid pictures
A friend of Glenda's, his video company buys up most of the celebrity sex tapes. And, more importantly, didn't buy the Screech one. Xzibit was initially excited about this idea since he owns a lot of Vivid videos, but didn't think Hirsch was quite important enough for the list. But again, I needed 100.
59. Bill Clinton, former President
They love Bill Clinton. More than anyone except Al Gore. The panel loves the 90s.
60. Magic Johnson, businessman
Xzibit thought that Magic has some secret cure for AIDS he wasn't sharing and should be left off the list until he divulges his secret. Xzibit has strange thoughts about both medicine and the power of this list.
61. Michael Jordan, retired basketball player
I was surprised that Jordan, who has been retired for four years, made the list. Then I found out that many of the panelists had been at parties or hotels that Jordan was at. "He buys the bar out!" Xzibit said of Jordan's generosity. "You've never been out with Jordan?"
62. Randy Couture, UFC fighter
Eddie says he's going to be the breakout star of ultimate fighting. More than Tito Ortiz. And Tito Ortiz has the advantage of dating Jenna Jameson.
63. Elvira, TV host
Bridget loves Elvira. Bridget's dream is to host a show where she visits haunted houses. No one else cared about Elvira, but, really, 100 is a lot of people. And I don't want to squash Bridget's dreams.
64. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, President of Iran
"Not because of his mental disabilities, but because he always has a tight blazer on," explaned Xzibit.
65. Flavor Flav, rapper
They like that he made a comeback. Even if it was a comeback only a little more dignified than Phil Spector's.
66. Kim Jong Il, Supreme Commander of North Korea
"Not because of the nuclear capabilities, but because he is wearing stunner shades!" Xzibit said.
67. Christian Joy, stylist
Glenda says she's really good. Who knows?
68. Wendall Green, manager, Bar Marmont
He runs the bar at the Chateau Marmont. So he can get you into the bar. And maybe get you drinks.
69. Josh Richman, party promoter
Any party promotion company that calls itself Alliance Partners is impressive enough for me. Though I wouldn't be surprised if there's also a hedge fund called "Throw Your Hands in The Air."
70. Zac Posen, designer
If you want a Zac Posen outfit, you can't get one if Zac Posen isn't involved. I should have got a quote about him. I don't know anything about fashion.
71. Nate Berkus, interior designer
He can design an interior really well
72. Ellen Degeneres, host
People love Ellen. And the panel likes how she handles her gayness.
73. Virginia Tech victims' parents
The group suddenly turned into a group of TIME editors. "How do we handle the shooting on the list?" the asked out of nowhere. There was no way they were putting the shooter, even though that seemed the most intellectually honest. At first the victims were considered. Then the grief counselors. Then someone suggested the parents, and everyone was quite pleased. It was exactly like being at a 10 a.m. meeting at TIME.
74. Karl Lagerfeld, designer
I though he was old and unimportant, but I was wrong.
75. Steven Miesel, photographer
He's also still important in the fashion world. I was hoping the Alt TIME 100 panel would be a little more cutting edge and not pick people even I had heard of.