Hey, Mr. Football Fan, a Victoria's Secret model would like to hold your big, firm pigskin. Subtle as a brick, as Valentine's Day hints should be.
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The Best and Worst Super Bowl Ads
As seems to be the case just about every year, it was the Super Bowl ads that kept audiences glued to television screens. TIME's Jim Poniewozik was one of those who carefully watched and evaluated every ad of the evening. Here's his take on the best of the best from this year's Super Bowl of advertising