#6. Ho-Ho No-No
Santas in Australia may sound a little less jolly this season after word
spread that they had been asked to stop saying "ho ho ho" and to use "ha ha
ha" instead. One disgruntled would-be St. Nick said the traditional phrase
had been banned because it might be offensive to women. But the management
company running the Santa training sessions maintains that it was only
a suggestion, and that the greeting is being left up to the discretion of each
individual Santa.