Though Brownback set his photos to private before you become his friend (Is it the childhood fishing photo he's hiding? The weird, Abscam-y 70s one of him shaking hands with a sheik?), he is one of the few candidates to put a song on his site: Kansas' rocking "Carry on, My Wayward Son." And for a conservative dude, it's nice that the bottom of his photo pages have an ad that reads. "Gay Are You? TheGayQuiz.com/gay." Unlike other candidates too chicken to list their interests, Brownback is a proud musical fan of Michael W Smith, likes to watch Touched by An Angel, loved The Passion of the Christ, reads the Bible and J.R.R. Tolkien and lists among his interests "gardening, jogging, farming and human rights." I love jogging and human rights! If Brownback switched his main photo from the dorky squinty one to the awesome one he has on the Great Wall of China while it's snowing, he might have made top the five.