Major points off for blasting a song at me as soon as the page opens — the country tune "Stars and Stripes" by Aaron Tippin. And it's sad to see a guy running for President with less than 1,500 friends — especially since almost all his top friends have names such as "Mike Huckabee Promotional Page" and "Pray for Mike!" And he's the only candidate with a promotional bumper sticker as his main photo — totally lame. But at least he lists his interests (favorite movies: The Godfather, Casablanca, To Kill a Mockingbird and Citizen Kane), and his videos are fascinating: the guy lost 110 pounds and ran a marathon! And he plays bass for a band called Capital Offense. But, dude, lose the clip of you on Imus. Imus is not cool anymore.