Presidential Candidates on MySpace

Many Americans will decide whom to vote for based on their MySpace pages. To save you the time of researching their sites yourself, we reviewed all 18 of the candidates from both major parties ranked from lamest to coolest. In less than a year, you can tell people that the leader of the free world thanked you for the add

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14. Tommy Thompson

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Tommy Thompson's main photo has him standing with a bunch of black kids and giving the thumbs up as if to tell us that Thompson, despite whatever you may have heard, totally approves of black children. Eight of his 14 other photos are from his lame media conference after his announcement for President — which took place in front of a media crew of seven. His site, however, does have a cool function where people twitter about him: two second, short messages that blink on a map of wherever they're from. Over five minutes on a Friday night I saw these Twitters:

Kevin, Tampa FL "Win the whitehouse for us cheeseheads."
Bubbles, Lewiston MN "Hey everybody."
Murderface, Providence RI, "Yeah, you rock!"
John Johnson, Stuyvesant, PA. "Not really crazy about Tommy Thompson"

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