You're Darth Vader's apprentice. When somebody tries to mess with you, you don't initiate trade negotiations — you unleash the Force on his puny, goody-good Jedi ass. You shock him, you boomerang your light saber at him, you grab him by the midi-chlorians and chuck him off a cliff. It's an authentically dark Star Wars tale and the perfect antidote to years of Ewok-flavored cuteness.
Grade: A