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Comedian Jon Stewart displays the gash he sustained during a sketch on “The Daily Show” lampooning Rep. Anthony Weiner’s Monday press conference.
Thursday, Jun. 09, 2011

Open quoteIt was the perfect comedy cut. It bled enough that you could see it, but not enough that I lost my arm.Close quote

  • JON STEWART,
  • host of The Daily Show, on the injury he received during a sketch that lampooned Representative Anthony Weiner's press conference
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