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Comedian Jon Steward pauses while speaking during the
Wednesday, Mar. 23, 2011

Open quoteYou can't simultaneously fire teachers and Tomahawk missiles!Close quote

  • JON STEWART,
  • host of The Daily Show, on America's budget deficit and the onset of a military operation in Libya
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