Who Looked Fat (Even Though They Aren't)
Christina Aguilera
The Mae West Award goes to the Burlesque hottie who looks buxom, hippy and all-out cheesy in Zuhair Murad's nude-lined mermaid dress with strategically-placed black lace.
Who Looked Fit and Fabulous
Jane Fonda
TV cameras missed her on the red carpet so when she suddenly appeared on stage, this class act took our collective breath away. Seventy-two has never looked so hot. Even with breast cancer and a hip replacement.
Charla Krupp is the author of How to Never Look Fat Again (Grand Central)