Quotes of the Day

Performers take to the Royal Mile to promote their Fringe Festival shows on August 20, 2010 in Edinburgh, Scotland
Monday, Aug. 23, 2010

Open quoteI've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you what: never again.Close quote

  • TIM VINE,
  • British actor and comedian, at the Edinburgh Fringe; the one-liner won a prize for the funniest joke at this year's festival
Photo: Jeff J Mitchell / Getty Images | Source: BBC