Ailes, Roger
Bill O'Reilly is loathed by
Burress, Plaxico
self is accidentally shot in already injured leg by when gun tucked into waistband of pants goes off
Bush, George W.
Gawker offers unsolicited advice to
Hooverness of
lack of preparedness of for war "I didn't campaign and say, 'Please vote for me, I'll be able to handle an attack'" is disingenuously acknowledged by
The Onion imagines bad things happening to
response of to question about what he wished he could do over includes no mention of taking August 6, 2001, warning of imminent terrorism more seriously
responsibility for collapse of economy on watch of is awkwardly placed by on "decisions that were made...over a decade or so, before I arrived in President, during I arrived in President"
the seemingly obvious "I don't feel joyful when somebody loses their life, nor do I feel joyful from somebody loses a job" is clumsily stated by
wish that Saddam actually had had weapons of mass destruction is expressed by
Bush, Jeb
alleviation of impending national Bushlessness is contemplated by
Bush, Laura
Christmas ornament celebrating congressional resolution to impeach husband of is deemed inappropriate for display on White House tree by
cooking of is insulted to the face of by husband of
more time in Crawford, Texas, is not about to be spent by
Chambliss, Saxby
victory of in run-off election despite apparent groping of pubescent granddaughter's breast by in TV ad is weirdly spun by Republicans as not the predictable result it always was in Georgia, for God's sake no matter how much the Democrats really, really wanted 60 Senate seats but proof of the country's repudiation of Obama
Coleman, Gary
unhappiness with being photographed at bowling alley is evidenced by
DeMint, Jim
failure of new Capitol Visitor Center to make a big deal about religion even though it's merely a tourist attraction and not a house of worship, so why should it? is decried by
Havens, Timothy
wife of is accidentally shot by during sex with
Lake, Ricki
inability of to believe in previous obesity of
Martinez, Mel
eagerness of to get the hell out of the Senate, like, yesterday, is barely concealed by
MSNBC
Fox-News-like qualities of are brutally observed
Murdoch, Rupert
Bill O'Reilly is despised by
"brilliant" gay joke is told by
Murkowski, Lisa
Palin is told by to forget about trying to win Senate seat of
Nixon, Richard M.
antipathy of "I'll never let those sons-of-bitches in the White House again. Never, never, never" toward Ivy League school presidents is voiced by
desire of to have Brookings Institution "cleaned out in a way that has somebody else take the blame" is voiced by
enemies "The press is the enemy. The establishment is the enemy. The professors are the enemy. Professors are the enemy. Write that on a blackboard one hundred times and never forget it" are seen everywhere by
Obama, Barack
previous criticism by of Hillary Clinton's foreign policy expertise is thrown back in face of
$30,000 ring for Michelle is not actually purchased by
Reid, Harry
summertime stench of D.C. tourists' B.O. is noted by
Rendell, Ed
foot of is yet again placed firmly in mouth of
Rice, Condoleezza
piano is played for Queen of England by, prompting Wonkette to observe that "little schoolchildren all over the world now believe that you can grow up to be an accomplished concert pianist and an embarrassing failure at national defense, security, and diplomacy"
Richardson, Bill
newly naked face of
Ros-Lehtinen, Ileana
determination of not to "be punked" leads to hanging up twice on Obama by
Spears, Britney
is described by attendees of birthday party for as "vacant" and "so out of it"
frequency of people shaving their heads is noted by
Spitzer, Eliot
new career as Slate columnist is embarked on by
Stein, Ben
Roger Ebert's evisceration of
Wallace, Chris
George W. Bush is defended by as just so much less bad than Nixon
Wal-Mart
fatal overeagerness of Black Friday shoppers at