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Comedian STPEHEN COLBERT, mocking a report that one ethanol-fueled flight from London to New York would require a year’s worth of corn from thirty soccer fields
Wednesday, Apr. 30, 2008

Open quoteYou get to fly across the Atlantic AND destroy soccer at the same time! Close quote

  • Comedian STEPHEN COLBERT
  • mocking a report that one ethanol-fueled flight from London to New York would require a year's worth of corn from thirty soccer fields
Photo: Joseph Kaczmarek / AP | Source: COMEDY CENTRAL