Quotes of the Day

NCAA Men's East Regional Final
Monday, Mar. 10, 2008

Open quoteGet your vasectomy at Oregon Urology Institute the day before the tournament starts. It's snip city.Close quote

  • Oregon Urology Institute radio ad
  • urging men to have the surgery as an excuse to stay home and watch college basketball's March Madness
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