The Recent Life of Kanye West

Dissing Twitter
In May 2009, West responded to several faux-Kanye Twitter feeds by posting an angry rant against the social network on his blog. "I DON'T HAVE A F______ TWITTER," he wrote. "HEY TWITTER, TAKE THE SO CALLED KANYE WEST TWITTER DOWN NOW ... WHY? ... BECAUSE MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS LOUD!!!!!!!!!" Little did he know how great his real Twitter account would one day be.

• Napoleon Dynamite
• Kanye's Magical, Unstoppable Twitter Feed