It Takes Two: Great Buddy-Cops in History
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Alas, Poor Guildenstern
Technically more like feckless backstabbing spies than hard-nosed crime-fighters, but Hamlet's Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are the closest the 17th century gets to Starsky and Hutch.
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