Amazon.com
"glitch" is blamed by for de-listing of gay-themed books
Arizona State University
acknowledgement by spokesman for that "we blew it" after fundraising dries up in reaction to refusal of to grant commencement speaker Obama an honorary degree
bats
Virginia caves are carpeted with a million carcasses of
Blagojevich, Rod
not guilty plea of to 16 federal criminal counts is instantly followed by news of planned appearance by assuming a judge says it's okay on NBC Survivor-type reality show set in Costa Rican jungle
Burr, Sen. Richard
run on banks is encouraged by
Chambers, Marilyn
passing of
Coleman, Norm
delusional insistence of that "the law is on our side" despite unanimous legal ruling against
Demjanjuk, John
departure to Germany of is sadly delayed
Department of Homeland Security
increased threat of "rightwing extremism" is noted by
Domino's Pizza
efforts of to overcome nightmarish impact of YouTube video depicting the stomach-churning food preparation practices of two moronic employees at
Fidrych, Mark
passing of
Foxx, Jamie
Miley Cyrus is urged by to "do some heroin ... get some crack in your pipe ... catch chlamydia"
Gibson, Mel
wife of 28 years of files for some unfathomable reason for divorce
Hogan, Hulk
abandonment by wife of for "some shaggy-haired pool boy 30 years her junior" prompts notable statement by ("I totally understand O.J. I get it")
Jackson, Michael
opportunity to buy thousands of things nobody needs evaporates when auction of belongings of is called off
Kingzio, Jerome Kenneth
sentencing of to three weeks in prison for serious breach of in-flight etiquette consisting of drunkenly arising from his seat behind a 66-year-old passenger who was watching the in-flight movie and urinating on her
Muse, Abdulwali
abrupt end to piracy exploits of
Obama, President Barack
kids of finally get their dog
Palin, Gov. Sarah
Alaska Legislature soundly rejects choice of for state attorney general
denial by of calling for Sen. Mark Begich to resign so Ted Stevens could be re-elected after e-mailing "I absolutely agree" in response to Alaska Republican Party chairman's call for Begich to step down
description of by former supporter of as "a clownish, vindictive amateur"
Paul, Rep. Ron
unhappiness of at being fooled by Sacha Baron Cohen and finding self being interviewed by a suddenly disrobing "Bruno"
Perry, Gov. Rick
right of Texas to secede is idiotically claimed by while "tea party"-hopping
Spector, Phil
one can only imagine the thoughts going through the head of "Oh my God, I'm not going to be able to terrorize women with guns for at least 18 years" during the taking of the post-murder conviction mug shot of
Suleman, Nadya
efforts of to trademark media-bestowed nickname of
teabagging
double entendre aspect of continues to provoke hilarity
24
frequently-jumped shark is wildly re-jumped on
United Airlines
obese passengers will be penalized by
waterboarding
acknowledgement of as torture by former deputy secretary of state Richard Armitage, who says he hopes he "would've had the courage to resign" if he'd "known about it at the time I was serving," but, hey, he didn't know
acknowledgement of as torture in Bush administration memos finally released by the Obama administration that also describe lots of other "enhanced interrogation" techniques that "critics liken to torture" like, say, repeatedly slamming people against walls ("walling") but, hey, that's still no reason to hold the officials who authorized these illegal tactics, you know, accountable?