Brolin, Josh
Russell Crowe is compared unfavorably extremely unfavorably to Sean Penn by
Burris, Roland
statement by Harry Reid that chances of admission of into the Senate were slim is followed by statement by Harry Reid offering praise of as "a very engaging, extremely nice man" with the additional fine quality of being "very proud of his family"
turning out into the rain by the Senate of is followed by acceptance into the bosom of the Senate of
Bush, George W.
claims of that the Obamas couldn't move into Blair House early because it had been previously booked turn out to have been yes, this, yet again untrue
hilarious no, seriously, laugh-out-loud funny compilation of alleged "accomplishments and results" of
prosecution of is fervently desired by significant numbers of Americans
Bush, Jeb
shadow of ne'er-do-well brother of causes postponement of national career of
Bush, Laura
not that much money is paid for memoir of
Butler, George
premature obituary of is protested by
Cheney, Dick
disbelief of that "we violated anybody's civil liberties"
election of Obama and Biden is declared official by
opinion of that Bush owes no apologies for failing to foresee economic crisis because, hey, no one saw it coming
Coleman, Norm
deletion of name of from Senate office and phone list
Craig, Larry
cessation of efforts of to withdraw guilty plea of to "disorderly conduct" in an airport men's room by
Flynt, Larry
government bailout of porn industry is proposed by
nephews are sued by for selling "inferior" adult films under the family name
Footwear
sudden appearance of lots of on Miami freeway
Jackson, Michael
spokesman for expresses ridiculous notion that, careerwise, the best is yet to come from
Johnston, Levi
oil field job is quit by after
questions are raised about eligibility of to participate in an electrical apprenticeship program without high school diploma
Johnston, Sherry
not guilty plea to oxycontin-related drug charges is entered by
Madoff, Bernard
perplexing continued nonimprisonment of continues to be taken advantage of by
New York Times
advertising appears on front page of
Obama, Barack
choice of Leon Panetta by as CIA chief fails to garner unanimous support
hacking of Twitter account of
meal shared by with three older men and one aging frat boy
Palin, Sarah
highest percentage increase in the teenage birthrate occurs in state governed by
howling rage of
refusal of to reveal daily reading matter to Katie Couric is explained "Because, Katie, you're not the center of everybody's universe" by
resentment of Caroline Kennedy of
Richardson, Bill
Blagojevichization of
grand jury investigation of is taken insufficiently seriously by
Rivers, Joan
upsetness of at protruding ears of Obama is expressed through mouth on overly-reconstructed face of
Spears, Britney
earning potential of as a prostitute is assessed by Spitzer madam Kristin Davis
Travolta, John
questions surrounding tragedy befallen by
Wurzelbacher, Joe 'The Plumber'
new career of as war correspondent raises possibility that new nickname of should be Joe the Renaissance Man