1. Afghanistan's Taliban destroyed ancient Buddha statues because:
a) Only cutting off hands seemed silly b) They looked like Salman Rushdie c) They found them insulting to Muslims d) There's nothing else left to destroy
2. George Bush is:
a) Unconvinced small businesses need OSHA's "silly goggle rule" b) Sure that no one can see him c) Being given a tour of a factory in Beaver, Pa. d) About to sing a duet with Eminem
3. The Marines are working on a microwave-based weapon that:
a) Causes a burning sensation b) Is repelled with aluminum foil c) Creates giant killer marshmallows...
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