1. Vice President Al Gore is:
a. Willing to do anything for a vote b. Lucky guest No. 124 c. Pretending to hypnotize a chicken d. The sun, and Regis Philbin is Copernicus
2. Kim Jong Il asked for Albright's e-mail address in order to:
a. Include her on "Stupid South Koreans" joke list b. Have an e-mail pen pal, since he's one of the few North Koreans allowed to use the Internet c. Copy her on a petition to bring back Freaks and Geeks d. Finish what they started
3. Prince Charles has:
a. Given Americans a reason to apologize...