1. Which Bill Clinton adviser resigned last week?
a) Drug czar Barry McCaffrey b) Pit boss Bruce Babbitt c) Chili commissar Tom Stuckey d) Divorce lawyer Raoul Felder
2. Vice President Al Gore is:
a) Desperate b) Lucky guest No. 354 c) Pretending to hypnotize a chicken d) The sun, and Regis Philbin is Copernicus
3. Over 100 dead sharks washed up in Panama City, Fla., because:
a) Truce between hammerheads and sharpnoseds is over b) Alcohol level in Panama City urine is abnormally high c) Of Pol Pot shark d) No one knows
4. Massachusetts educators will soon require public-university...