1. McDonald's is taking steps to ensure that their chickens:
a) taste McChickenier b) read at a fourth-grade level c) are better cared for to reduce diseases in their eggs d) learn to operate the register
2. This chimp is excited because:
a) He inherited $60,000 from a Danish widow b) He edged out Robin Williams in the Hairiest Primate Alive competition c) Eastwood committed to Every Which Way but Loose 3: Still Loose d) Heston got his
3. A riot erupted at The Source Hip Hop Awards because:
a) Mobb Deep thought the crudites were over blanched b) The...