–Can ANGELINA JOLIE (1) and her brother help Americans get over their squeamishness about public displays of affection between siblings?
–Can PEDRO ALMODOVAR (2) help Americans get over their squeamishness about public displays of affection between directors and their Oscars?
–Can WILLIE FULGEAR (3), the man who found the lost Oscars, help COURTNEY LOVE (4) find her bra?
–Did CHAD LOWE (5) learn nothing from wife Hilary Swank’s film, Boys Don’t Cry?
–Are WARREN BEATTY and JACK NICHOLSON (6) laughing over the size of their Social Security checks?
–Does Marge Simpson know ERYKAH BADU (7) stole her hairstyle?
–Can CATHERINE DENEUVE (8) and NICOLE KIDMAN (9) lead their ragtag band of intergalactic warriors to victory?
–How is it that the best cleavage of the night was sported by TREY PARKER and MATT STONE (10), two people with chest hair?
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