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WINNERS & LOSERS
[WINNERS]
RALPH REED Christian consultant shows Amazing Grit: refurbishes Bush image in S.C.
BILL GATES Finally unveils Windows 2000– better, more stable. Could be last victory before DOJ carves his OS
CHARLIE CHAPLIN Tramp’s litigious estate scores coup against Israeli lottery for using image. Ah, modern times
[& LOSERS]
GARY BAUER Flips flapjacks in N.H. and falls off stage. Flips for McCain in S.C., and stage falls on him
JERRY LEWIS Apologizes for women-comedians-are-baby-machines gibe. May need telethon for slander rap
WILLIAM COHEN Defense Department botches anthrax inoculations. So much for “Turn your head and cough”
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