What went wrong on Election Day for Democrats? How can the party rebuild itself? Everyone's got ideas.
In hindsight--DEAR GOD! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!-- we clearly relied too much on 527s!
No, the real issue was turnout among Hispanic voters with--AIEEEEE!!!!--two years or less of college!
Proposal: alter Electoral College math by reopening the debate on Southern secession.
Say, fellas, we've been thinking: this whole Union business is frankly kind of presumptuous ...
Caveat: policy may offend African-American voters.
Proposal: turn out more women voters by nominating Oprah Winfrey.
Caveat: Is Stedman really First Gentleman material?
Proposal: bring blue-state "values" to...
