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When normally natty JAMES BROWN was booked on a domestic-violence charge last week looking more grunge than soul, he became the latest in a motley crew of celebrity culprits:

With his struck-by-lightning hair, glazed eyes and garish Hawaiian shirt, NICK NOLTE, nabbed for a DUI offense, set the standard by which all future mug shots shall be measured.

Caught driving while intoxicated last fall in Nashville, Tenn., WYNONNA JUDD managed a smooth mane and Mona Lisa smile. But now we know how her makeup artist sees her.

His actual crimes outrank those of our other offenders, but SADDAM HUSSEIN looks somehow...

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