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WINNERS & LOSERS
[WINNERS]
GEORGE FOREMAN Sells “grilling machine” for $137 m, but we miss pre-cuddly boxer with German shepherd and ‘tude
CHARLES BARKLEY Injury ends career a few months early, but classy farewell is curtain raiser for Ala. Gov bid
LIZA MINNELLI Garlandkind stars on B’way, quits drugs. Next Sardi’s visit, lay off the cheesecake
[& LOSERS]
GEORGE W. BUSH Lightweight charge really beginning to stick. Start touting Harvard and Yale diplomas, or you’re Quayled
GAIL SHEEHY Hillary bio is a hit, but errors are laughable. Hint: Spend some of that advance on fact checking
NORM STAMPER Seattle police chief quits after WTO fiasco. Picture Barney Fife with a latte
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