1 Best evidence that Tommy Lee is a leg man He reconciled with wife Pamela Anderson shortly after she had her breast implants removed
2 Best reason to end the Star Wars franchise Jar Jar Binks
3 Best reason to keep Garth Brooks singing country music
–His stint as a San Diego Padre
–Runner-up: his stint as Chris Gaines
4 Best evidence that Hollywood is more amused by itself than everyone else is Cancellation of the much-hyped show-business comedy Action
5 Best reason to log off
–Carnie Wilson’s online gastric-bypass surgery
–Runner-up: nude pictures of Keith Richards posted online
6 Best reason to wear clean underwear
–Police responding to a noise complaint found Matthew McConaughey playing the bongos naked
–Runner-up: Diana Ross was detained at a London airport for resisting a body search
7 Best way to kill ratings for the 2000 Daytime Emmys Giving Susan Lucci the Best Actress award after 19 years
8 Best hope for British divorce lawyers Despite his siblings’ failed unions, Prince Edward got married
9 Best extra-marital dating
–Jessica Sklar began dating now fiance Jerry Seinfeld shortly after returning from her honeymoon
–John Clark, Lynn Redgrave’s now ex-husband, who admitted fathering a child with a woman who became his daughter-in-law
–Mick Jagger, Jerry Hall’s now ex-husband, fathered a child with a Brazilian model
10 Worst news for strippers and Playboy centerfolds
–Howard Stern is separated and free to date
–Runner-up: Hugh Hefner is taking Viagra
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