Jonathan Winters won the Kennedy Center Mark Twain Prize for Humor.
Q. Did you know Mark Twain?
A. I knew him when he had black hair and no mustache. He was standing by the banks of the Mississippi, eating a Dove bar.
Q. They just invented this award last year. Do we really need another award for entertainers?
A. For me, yes. After this year, I don't care.
Q. You think stealing your Maude Frickert character for his Aunt Blabby will keep Johnny Carson from ever winning the award?
A. I hope so. I hope so.
Q. You think you would...
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