Meat Loaf has parts in Fight Club and Crazy in Alabama, and is releasing his autobiography, To Hell and Back.
Q. How's everything going?
A. I'm a little tired from my golf weekend.
Q. Meat Loaf doesn't golf.
A. Of course Meat Loaf golfs.
Q. Oh, no. What's Meat Loaf's handicap?
A. 18.
Q. That's not so bad.
A. Alice Cooper's is like 2.
Q. In Bat Out of Hell 2, you sing a song called Objects in the Rearview Mirror May Appear Closer Than They Are. Could you sing a song called Caution: Filling Is Hot?
A. That's great. Did...