TEACHER'S PET Al Gore (1), at Graceland College: "We should treat teachers like professionals--we should pay them like professionals"
SALUTE-ATORIAN General Norman Schwarzkopf (2), University of Richmond: "America is you, beginning today"
MOST DIPLOMATIC Bill Bradley, at the University of North Carolina: "I was fortunate enough never to have to play against [UNC grad] Michael Jordan"
LEAST DIPLOMATIC Cokie Roberts (3), at Duke University, whose men's basketball team was upset in the NCAA finals: "I must say, it's nice to look out on this football field and see a group of winners"
CLASS CLOWN David Bowie (4), at Berklee College of...