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WINNERS & LOSERS
[WINNERS]
SENATOR JOHN MCCAIN Former POW looks like a man with a plan. Does neat impersonation of a commander in chief
SHANNON FAULKNER Citadel’s first female cadet wins $4 mil to cover legal fees. That should bring school to attention
MR. BIGGLESWORTH Dr. Evil’s cohort named Cats magazine’s “Cat of the Year.” Socks no longer the big meow
[& LOSERS]
GEORGE W. BUSH Almost-candidate delays opinion on Kosovo strikes. Does neat impersonation of President Clinton
KENNETH KAUNDA President of Zambia for 27 years, but court says he’s not a citizen. Then someone tries to kill him
MCDONALD’S Belgrade outlets closed because of war. Reputation of French-fry diplomacy badly chipped
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