WINNERS & LOSERS
[WINNERS]
BOB DYLAN Newly issued 1966 concert record-ing shows brilliance being born. How does it feel? Astonishing
MICHAEL JORDAN Jury rejects lawsuit by filmmakers and gives him $50,000 in damages. Like he needs it
BILL CLINTON Teetering on impeachment, he wins everything in the budget deal but Dick Armey's shorts
[& LOSERS]
MARGARET THATCHER She offers to donate her handbags to Cambridge, but they say no. Must not have had shoes to match
KERRY COLLINS Didn't he know he didn't want to be a starting NFL quarterback before he signed a fat contract?
GEORGE WASHINGTON & CO....