NORTH POLE, INC.
SANTA CLAUS CHIEF EXECUTIVE OFFICER
To: Employees of North Pole, Inc. Re: Wages and other matters
This has been a truly great year. Our decision last December to stock nothing but stocks was more effective than even I had envisioned. We didn't just simplify our core business; we gave the people what they prized above all else and helped instill in them the boundless cheer and goodwill that come from being fully invested and watching CNBC all day. That goodwill inspired bountiful acts, such as Ted Turner's pledging $1 billion to charity and Al Dunlap's--the Grinch, to some--granting...
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