WINNERS & LOSERS
AH, THE THANKSGIVING SPIRIT LIVETH
[WINNERS]
RICHARD JEWELL His prayers are answered. But you won't have a prayer if he catches you speeding in Luthersville, Ga.
LESLIE MOONVES Welcome home--and not the nursing home anymore. Tiffany Network wins November sweeps
BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD It's like, uh, cool that they quit before they sucked
[& LOSERS]
EARL SPENCER Champagne Charlie, we hardly knew ye. Guys in glass houses shouldn't throw stones at the tabs
BENJAMIN NETANYAHU Whining is undignified. Yes, it was a snub when Clinton wouldn't see you. That's called diplomacy
BARRY SWITZER Only he could make...