WINNERS & LOSERS
TO THE RESCUE
[WINNERS]
STEVE JOBS Mercurial founder is last hope to reboot Apple and stave off Microsoft's 1,000-year reign
JOE LIEBERMAN Democrat is Mr. Above-the-Fray in Donorgate hearings, inheriting Howard Baker mantle
RICHARD JEWELL Reno apologizes to ex-Atlanta suspect: he was hoodwinked
[& LOSERS]
HIDEKI IRABU Ira-bum, Ira-bust, Ira-bye-bye. The player who was named later goes from hero to zero in just 18 days
DICK GEPHARDT Cranky minority leader gets only a quarter of fellow Dems to vote against love-feast budget
TOM WELCH Brought Olympic flame to Utah and then flagrantly flamed out
COMPARISONS ARE ODIOUS...
