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WINNERS
MARILYN MONROE
Just like a pair of ex-beaus, star gets her own postage stamp
JERRY RICE
49er wide receiver dethrones Jim Brown as N.F.L.’s TD king
MICHAEL JACKSON
Appears on national TV kissing a woman — a grown woman
LOSERS
HILLARY CLINTON
Coulda, shoulda, woulda, but still forgot to renew law license
RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS
Raunch-funk group denied guest shot on Sesame Street
PSEUDO-ANASTASIAS
Science confirms Czar’s daughter didn’t escape, but died in 1918
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