Campaign Literature We’Ll Never See

As this pretend leaflet shows, some politicians have a harder time than others lining up endorsements (all quotes are real):

North ’94

Fellow Republicans, former colleagues speak out on Senate candidate Oliver North!

“Oliver North has betrayed his President, our President.” — Virginia Senator John Warner

“Based on my work experience and my knowledge, Colonel North is not someone I could support or work for.” — Former Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Colin Powell

“I have some real concerns with ethics and integrity as far as Colonel North is concerned.” — Desert Storm commander Norman Schwarzkopf

“The word that comes closest to describing him for me is fanatic.” — Former National Security Adviser Robert McFarlane

“Oliver North might be a nut. I don’t know.” — Iowa Senator Charles Grassley