The Clinton-Affair Scorecard

Winners

BUSH

If Clinton's the nominee, expect to hear the Flowers tapes over and over and over again.

TSONGAS

Got more laughs at a big Demo fund raiser last week than Saturday Night Live's Rob ("the Richmeister") Schneider.

CUOMO

Mr. Indecisive? He smacked Clinton for his Mafia dig and jumped at the chance to speak at Harvard next week.

JAY ROCKEFELLER, RICHARD GEPHARDT, AL GORE

Looking like contenders.

JAY LENO

The monologue could fill the whole show.

THIRD-RATE BURGLARIES

Back in style, according to the Flowers tapes. A la Watergate, these burglars apparently failed to find what they were seeking.

Losers

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