After a cursory view of TIME'S summary of events, the Generous Citizen points with pride to:
The defeat of "Nordic claptrap orators" who are "friends of every country but their own." (P. 4.)
A prospect of peace in Europe traced to Charles E. Hughes. (P. 7.)
A warning by "Willie Woodbine." (P. 8.)
Peppy Paris purged of pernicious people. (P. 9.)
The modern Caesar's return to Rome. (P. 11.)
A visit expectant from the "Island Empire of the East." (P. 12.)
The unparalleled feat of the syphon. (P. 26.)
Captains Gardner, Williams, Wightman. (P. 25.)
That "great Secretary," Josephus...