The Press: Tip for Whiskers

From Air Force Colonel Stevenson Burton Canyon, hiding out in a cave near the Russian border somewhere in the Middle East, came a radio message in a personal code far too beat to be understood by a Red square: THIS is THE, BIG GROOVE FROM COLORADO. THE BUSTERNIKS ARE PLANTING ELMERS AT THE BENT SHIV SO THAT THEY CAN PLEAD FIVE IF THE WESTERN J. EDGARS MAKE THE SCENE. TIP WHISKERS WE'RE CUTTING. THE LOCAL CHEESIES ARE RIPE FOR A RUMBLE SO WE'RE GOING FOR THE DEEP GREEN.* By last week, when the message was finally broken down, it was clear...

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