"The worst thing about being a drop out," deadpans Comedian-Singer Allan Sherman, 39, "is that you don't have a school song. So I wrote one." The result, seven verses of roughshod wit set to a lively medley of college tunes, is the hit of Sherman's new record, Allan in Wonderland. His mordant Drop-Outs March may do more to keep kids in school than hours of sermonizing by principals and parents. Samples: 4/4 TIME, FORTE
Drop, dropouts out of school,
Proud of the will to fail.
You won't find us in the school hallLook in the pool hall
Or in jail.
SLOWLY, WITH FEELING
Ignoramus, there you...